test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[dialectics]

[ Sorcery? It's a machine. It can't really say it gets that idea. ]

... Magic is improbable. It is not impossible for a building to maintain a structure that appears different inside if proper materials are used. It is, however, difficult to build this high without it being visible on the surface. If sensor readings are not malfunctioning, then we are well above the ground.

[ The Geth continues to poke around the systems, but it's proving pretty difficult, and fruitless. ]

There is likely another, unseen explanation. This machinery, however, offers no knowledge; it is merely a life support and monitoring system. It appears to also be capable of emitting audio cues on locations where cameras are stationed.

... One camera appears to be inoperable.

[glowygreendeath]

It appeared to be perhaps two storeys when we entered. Yet, there are many more storeys, and far too many rooms. Mere architecture cannot accomplish this.

[He frowns at the malfunctioning cameras.]

There may be something hidden there. An escape, or a trap. We will investigate this.

[dialectics]

We are equipped with low-light sensors and silent movement functions as well. Either is acceptable. We can also monitor the audio from this position.

[ So if you want to go investigate, Ermac, don't let them stop you. ]

[glowygreendeath]

We will return shortly.

[What was there to be afraid of? He was Ermac! Enforcer of the Emperor's will! Whatever threats this building harboured would be torn to pieces!

Utterly confident in his remaining abilities, Ermac floats silently out the door and into the labyrinthine halls.]

[dialectics]

[ The kitchen, in large part, is empty of animatronics at the MOMENT, perhaps because this is the top level, aren't you lucky, Erms. But what it does contain is a lot of pots and pans and cabinets full of cans of tomato sauce and various foodstuffs you'd expect at a small children's restaurant. The oven is gigantic, but carries a strange scent to it.

Like someone used it recently.

Odd.

Legion will just be monitoring the audio from here; since it can't see into the kitchen, but it CAN hear. ]

1/5 stars, would not recommend Fazbear's to friends

[glowygreendeath]

[He sticks a finger in the tomato sauce and tastes it. The acidity of it makes him scowl; as rough as life in Outworld was, the Emperor's court had always been given the finest foods available even in times of war, famine, and drought. Not that food gave him much sustenance, but the poor quality of it here made him suddenly appreciate the efforts of the Emperor's chefs.]

We think it is a kitchen. There seems to be food here, but it is...foul.

You know if a cluster of souls calls your food bad... it's BAD.

[dialectics]

[ ... Legion listens to that, and raises a panel on its face Ermac can't see in response.

How... odd. ]

... This is an establishment for smaller organics. Would it not be more effective to have nutrient-rich sustenance?

I swear, I've actually had the pizza. It's like cardboard. Cardboard that hates.

[glowygreendeath]

We have never speculated on the ways of Earthrealm.

[He assumes that's where he is, anyway. It didn't feel like Outworld, and he couldn't hear the wails of the Netherrealm's tortured souls. Other than the terrible food, there doesn't seem to be anything of note in the kitchen. Ermac spots the camera in a corner, and floats to its level to inspect it more closely.]

We have found the camera. It seems to be intact.

[Which means there must be a problem with the wiring, which was so far beyond his realm of expertise that it might as well be anthropomancy.]

... I think I have too, to be honest.

[dialectics]

[ Legion noticed, hearing the closer voice. Hm... ]

We could attempt repairs. However, this would leave the security office unattended, which seems inadvisable.

The pizza is the real key to the children's revenge.

[glowygreendeath]

We will take watch in the office, then.

[It wasn't like he'd seen any threats on this floor, but having as many eyes and ears as possible was never a bad strategy. The possibility of a counter-argument never crosses his mind, so Ermac immediately heads back out into the halls.]