test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[jonesiseverywhere]

Well, if Ermac had intended to sock a high school kid in the breadbasket, he would have done an A+ job. Casey had had just enough time to stand up when he saw the green glow in the darkness. He'd kept his flashlight off so to conserve the battery. Yeah, it was obvious what a bad idea that was now.

"Mistake," he managed to wheeze out before folding over himself like a set of blinds and toppling to the floor.

[glowygreendeath]

Indeed.

[If you were expecting an apology, you've got the wrong construct. He just looks down disapprovingly at the teen.]

You would be dead had we been one of the machines.

[jonesiseverywhere]

Is he gonna heft? Casey feels like he's gonna heft. He should probably try to at least get on his knees before he does.

Either way, he's not taking that from Ermac. "Dude...I was running from one of those things! Now it's gonna kill me 'cause of you!"

[glowygreendeath]

You were hiding. If we can defeat you this easily, then you are already dead.

[Really, one punch? Even for an Earthrealmer, that was pathetic.]

[jonesiseverywhere]

"Casey Jones don't die that easy," and he will prove it the moment he gets his legs back under him. He has to grab the counter but his legs aren't quite shaky enough that he can't start the process.

"Who do you think you are, anyway?" Well, clearly he's a ninja. Casey knows from ninjas, and he knows a bad ninja when he sees it.

Or when it runs up and punches him in the gut for no good reason.

[glowygreendeath]

We are Ermac, and we are many.

[Just to emphasize his point, he floats eerily into the room.]

You are but one boy. What would you do if they had found you?

[jonesiseverywhere]

Oooooo-kay. Casey could deal with the green glow, but he didn't know how to deal with the floating. This guy was super powerful and he had a chip on his shoulder.

"Right now? I'm thinkin' I'm gonna have you punch it. Th' pink fox thing was on my tail a minute ago." Not exactly an answer, but maybe he didn't feel like giving this guy any of his techniques.

[glowygreendeath]

We do not take orders from you, human.

[He crosses his arms in annoyance, but makes no move to punish the boy. After all, the kid was no threat to him, and he seemed to know something about the place that Ermac didn't.]

What "pink fox thing?"

[jonesiseverywhere]

"I'm not orderin' you to do anything. I'm telling you that there's something you should punch hangin' around. It's got a big pink fox head fulla fangs and it crawls on the ceiling like a jacked up spider!"

And it also makes a loud static-y sound, like what's faintly echoing from the hallway right now.