test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[dialectics]

"Hostile presence detected."

... Oh. It's that one. That one was as close to a proper synthetic or a Geth as Legion had seen yet. It's very curious. Unfortunately, Legion is still seen as a wandering endoskeleton, so it's in danger, too. Which means it also knows trying to disturb its servos isn't going to help, so Legion is going to instead grab Kitsurubami with one three-fingered hand by the nape of her clothing and drag her in another direction with it.

It runs faster. A lot faster. It's a machine.

"We will retreat."

[darkfreckles]

Kitsurabami let out a yelp and fumbled with her flashlight, barely managing to keep a hold on it as Legion's grip yanked her off her feet and began to drag her away from the machine.

"Y-yeah OK. Retreating. Retreating is good!" She agreed flickering her light a few more times for good measure while she windmilled her legs in an attempt to stand upright and move of her own power. Only then did she realize that Legion was moving faster dragging her then she could hope to move on her own without tripping or hitting something. Creepy lights flickered ominously around them and the sound of static grew increasingly more audible.

[dialectics]

Legion waits until they're safe again, gently placing a three-fingered synthetic hand over Kitsurubami's mouth. Its touch is surprisingly gentle for a machine. Its audible voice is lowered by quite a bit.

"We recommend keeping your voice on the lowest audible setting." Whispering, in other words, would be wise, so they're not FOUND. It also turns off its flashlight head, leaving only the dull, blue glow of its 'eye'.

[darkfreckles]

This in turn causes Kitsurabami to blush a darker shade and though her heart was already racing from the harrowing escape, she felt it flutter and flip in her chest.

She'd already missed her chance with her last mechanical hero...would she risk it a second time?

"T-thank you...you saved me." She murmured at least remembering to keep her voice to a whisper as her eyes gazed up into his "eye" adoringly.

[dialectics]

"We have little reason not to aid all organics that would in turn aid us." The only time the Geth who weren't heretics had ever fought back was when they were endangered, after all.

And, well, Legion is a very nice synthetic, so it tries to be polite. Which means it's definitely going to let her go now, since it feels bad about having to do that, but it didn't want her screaming again. When it seems like the coast is finally clear, it peeks around a corner, one of its face panels raised, almost like how one would raise an eyebrow.

"Negative hostile contact detected. It is now safe to proceed. We recommend caution nonetheless."

[darkfreckles]

Caution? She'd been cautious most of her life with the exception of a few reckless streaks here and there. And while those streaks had nearly gotten her killed (Or worse, fired!) they'd always felt powerful enough to be worth the risk.

So she took another risk and rose up onto her toes to kiss the side of Legion's oddly shaped head.

"Y-yeah..." She stammered trying to act like she was way cooler then she actually was at the moment "Let's erm...proceed. Cautiously. Yeah."

Shuffling for the door because her face was now radiating with blush.

[dialectics]

All the panels on Legion's face raise in a display of absolutely unrecorded confusion. Every single program that makes it up COMPLETELY has no consensus on what to do with this situation. In fact, it doesn't even know what this means. Isn't this related to human mating rituals or something?? What is going on?

"......."

There is a short pause. And then Legion speaks.

"You appear to be malfunctioning."

Maybe she needs help?

[darkfreckles]

She sighed at his response, telling herself she really should have expected as much. Still it didn't stop her heart from beating a little faster.

"Once I get out of here alive then perhaps I'll get a tune up." She countered trying to smother down the girlish tone of her voice. Sure he was a hard metal machine, but he had the "heart" of a hero as far as she could tell and that went a long way.