test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[vainiloquence]

Oh, yeah? Well, screw your hope. I don't give a crap. Your puny planet's doomed, anyway. And no one who had Hope as their symbol ever contributed anything important. I mean, most humans wiped out, blah blah blah, wrap it up, killed by meteors, you know, all that crap. What REALLY matters is the actual heroes like ME who get things done.

[ She's going to stand, now. Time for rest is over--after all, something might come up on her back, and even though her Sylladex isn't working and her God Tier powers aren't active, she's still a troll. She can still fight, sense. See things with her vision eightfold. ]

And if there's nothing useful here, then the best thing to do would be to just roll a good nuke on the place. And since I'm soooooooo lucky, I'm sure I can manage it. Even do your crummy planet a favor!

[hopefell]

...

[ If she had her magic, Gretchen would kill Vriska where she stands. But she's a normal girl now. Practically human. Instead, she'll keep that pleasant smile. ]

Greed like yours is destructive. It will destroy you eventually.

[ A fitting end, she feels. ]

[vainiloquence]

I've heard that one before. I'm just doing what most people won't. So what? Big deal.

[ Likewise, Vriska would've attempted to nuke her without a second thought but HEY here they are. Having to cooperate. She can play nice if she HAS to; she's gotten THIS far...

You either die a hero, or you die a villain. She's fine with being both, if she has to. She'll take the glory, and make sure things turn out the way SHE wants them to. ]

[hopefell]

On the contrary. You're just as greedy as most humans. Sure, they won't say as much, but that greed festers within them all the same.

[ She doesn't think much of humanity. Still, perhaps they should move on for now. This place offers nothing of importance. ]

[vainiloquence]

That's because most humans are pretty big losers! Monster bait, by troll standards!

[ Dude, being greedy is how she survived from grubhood. Don't knock it; it's just survival of the fittest. Always. Forever. She casually ambles into the next room with the same egotistical sashay as usual, checking around them. ... Where is this...? Looks like it has some more kiddie stuff in it. She stares at the carousel. ]

... Tiny pink hoofbeasts? Is this a human's idea of fun or something during grubhood?

[ Sounds like something that loser Tavros would enjoy. ]