test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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Kitchen

[badturian]

[There is no food he could eat in this place. Safely, at least as far as he knows. The only place with food is the kitchen, and...

well, he's probably picked a very bad time to walk in. Not that he realizes this just yet, as he takes a few steps forward, ready to turn on his flashlight in the damp, dark room.

Also...that smell. Pizza. Soon enough he'd not care about the amino differences if all the pizza in this place smells as damn good as what his nostrils are picking up.

Still, he's as yet unaware that Yumi's in the room.]

[homerunyumi]

[ The light casting shadows over Garrus and his inhuman features did not help Yumi's rattled nerves. With a shriek she flipped the Pizza tray ineffectively in his direction, barely aiming it before diving for her bright yellow chicken mask and tugging it onto her head whimpering]

Pleasedontkillmepleasedontkillme!

[badturian]

[Garrus sidesteps the pizza easily, thankfully. The pizza, meanwhile, flies into the wall with a splat.]

Its just me, calm down.

[RIP, pizza. You probably tasted really good, too.]

[homerunyumi]

[Timidly peering out from behind the mask she lets out a groan of relief slumping against the counter where the still surviving Pizza cools quietly.]

O-oh goodness...I'm so sorry I just...when you came through the door I thought...

[What's a polite way to say that you look like a scary monster because there are no creatures like you where I come from? There probably isn't one]

I'm so sorry. I'm glad I didn't hit you with that.

[badturian]

No worries. I've had worse thrown at me.

[So what toppings are on that surviving pizza? Anything he can eat, maybe...]

Has anyone else come by here? I've been trying to round up whoever else I could find so we can start moving.

[homerunyumi]

[ Pepperoni and cheese, Yumi wasn't accounting for anyone with special dietary concerns but feel free to roll those dice]

Just me, I thought it might be good to make sure we had all eaten before...you know...running for our lives. A team marches on it's stomach or something...

[She felt sheepish now because of all the times to be thinking of food right?]

Unfortunately I couldn't find anything light in here. It's all for making fried food and cakes.

[badturian]

[Well, at some point, he's going to have to take his chances. Who knows how that hallucinatory gas will work on an empty stomach, for one.]

Must have been the appeal of this place.

[Not that he necessarily saw it, but he's not human, so moving on.]

As long as everyone rations how much they eat of this food, it shouldn't be a problem.

[homerunyumi]

[The thought of food rationing hadn't crossed her mind. Suddenly she feels much more guilty about that splattered Pizza. In an attempt to repent for her sin she takes a Pizza cutter to slice up the current pie]

D...do you really think we could be stuck here long enough to starve?

[badturian]

All things considered, we could be here for days. We don't know anything about this building, how many floors we have to descend.

[He turns to look at the doorway, frowning.]

And we don't know the full extent of how many of these robots are roaming around and what they're capable of. Without weapons, we can't just neutralize them, so...

[homerunyumi]

Yumi let out a decidedly pathetic whimper and tried to cover it by sniffling and shuffling over to a greasy looking refridgerator. From inside she produced a pair of soda cans bringing them over to the Pizza and Garrus. The cans were brown with the words "Root Beer" Written in an old wester style font.

"This really is too much." She moaned unable to contain her urge to whine a bit. "I'm just a housewife, I'm not the kind to go toe to toe with killer robots in a haunted tower. I mean...there was the one time with Love Machine and the satellite but I had the whole family...I was just helping I didn't really save the day or anything." She babbled before helping herself to a slice of Pizza. She barely got out a "itadakimasu." before taking a bite.