test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux rolls his eyes not that anyone could tell.*

In this place that means nothing at all. Even back on the meteor it didn't mean shit.

[vainiloquence]

Au contraire, Captor. It means EVERYTHING. Why do you think we got this far? It's been me, and having all the luck. Duh! And since I'm so benevolent, and you're so stupid, I'll just go ahead and tell you: it's gonna be ME who kills that demon that cut us off. Can't you feel it? It's like our whole quest was leading up to us taking that guy down! We just weren't prepared the first time. ... Besides, would you rather stay on broken, grody Earth?

[ She'll do it. She's got 100% confidence in herself that she can stop Jack. Not that she realizes how stupid that plan is. Or how insignificant her luck-ganking skills are right now. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux just deadpans at Vriska.*

I'd rather stay in reality, thanks.

[vainiloquence]

Whatever, Sollux! Here I am, extending you a large, leafy peace pole and you just set it on fire with your weirdo powers! You're one of the few who actually always had useful ones, and you're just wasting them being all gloomy and saying there's no hope! I don't even get how Peixes put up with any of your crap.

[ She's just gonna saunter out of here then you huge loser. She has recovered from her scathing disappointment by reminding herself how awesome she is and how cool it'll be if maybe John survives or something and they're the coolest people ever to live.

Yeah!!!!!!!! ]

When I've moved on and am doing all the awesome stuff ever with the players who're ACTUALLY cool, you'll wonder how you got left behind! But them's the breaks, huh, buddy? Maybe you should just stay here!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Oh you did not bring FF into this. Sollux sparks slightly (its about all he can do here).*

What the fuck do you know about cool?! What the fuck do you know about me or FF!? I won't even bother to explain why she 'puts up with me' because you don't even deserve to know. Its not like you'll ever find someone who actually gives a shit about you anyway.

*By the end of his tirade Sollux is shouting at the top of his lungs. On purpose, because she just needs to play with one of those damned robots now.
He's also off like a shot once he's finished, entering the prize corner and diving behind the counter. There was something seriously wrong with this place, but he'd never seen a robot go into it and the counter should block anything coming by from seeing him.*