test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[unrecovered]

Well, okay, he'll get it whether he likes it or not. So there.

Casey got a very long, unimpressed stare for that suggestion. Was he kidding? Hadn't they just talked about this? "I can't even tell you the number of things that could go wrong with that plan, and if any of them happen, the robot will just roll over and tear your head off." Literally. There was a body in Pirate's Cove that proved it. Add that to the litany of things Wash would never be able to unsee.

"Plus, have you seen the spider fox thing? It's nothing but metal and a mask. If they're all like that on the inside, a kitchen knife's not going to take care of it. And we don't know how they work! They could have motors, or be magic, or possessed, or..." He waved his spoon ineffectually, failing to come up with another hypothetical power source. "...something. Point being, physical contact with the murder bots is a bad idea."

[jonesiseverywhere]

"And how do ya think we're gonna make an explosive? Just throw all the cleaning supplies in a bucket and light it? We'd burn the whole place down, dude!" Which might not be a bad idea, actually, but they should probably wait until they were out of the building first.

Casey tipped the bowl back and gobbled the rest of the ice cream before standing up and walking to the sink. He tossed the bowl in it and started rummaging through the drawers.

"Maybe we can at least make some traps to slow 'em down..."

[unrecovered]

"That would be the 'knowledge of chemistry' part," Wash deadpanned, biting back a comment about whether or not Casey's ears were working.

He chose to savor his ice cream, watching Casey rattle through the drawers and trying not to think about how badly he wanted Fang and Melody with him right now. If he wasn't in the realm of dreams anymore (and he wasn't sure whether he was or not, with all signs pointing to this place being a living nightmare), and they weren't with him, then where could-

He shut that train of thought down; it led to memories and emotions he couldn't afford to entertain right now. At least he'd had plenty of practice not thinking about things. "If we're going to make traps, we need to let everyone know. The last thing we need is to kill an ally."

[jonesiseverywhere]

"And you can get all those chemicals together before they catch you? And there's enough to take out all four of these guys?" Casey doesn't always go for the cerebral solutions and this guy's plan sounds about as feasible to Casey as Casey's plan sounded to him.

And also Casey is incredibly stubborn.

Hey, a drawer of kitchen towels. He pulled the entire thing out and walked back over to Wash. "Yeah, yeah, don't worry...Help me tie these together so we can string 'em across the door."