test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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Area One

[glowygreendeath]

We are Ermac, and we are many.

[Want to know what many can do? They can float! Like so! And they can give off that nice, green glow! And...not a whole lot else that's flashy, thanks to whatever was holding him back.]

[badturian]

...Ermac, then. Right.

What else can you do?

[Please say you don't just float and glow.]

[glowygreendeath]

We are an expert combatant.

[Which is why he's not worried about his current situation. He didn't need his telekinesis to beat someone to a pulp, after all.]

One set of ME spoilers below?

[badturian]

Expert, hm? Good. That may come in handy, if we have to fight off those things.

[Though who is Garrus to talk, all things considered. Then again, he's not actively trying to be creepy or "malfunctioning".

Actually, that raises a good question. Can he even malfunction due to his current state? Or would it only be part-malfunctioning...or micro-malfunctioning because part-robot DNA?



Eh, moving on.]

Just make sure not to provoke a fight unless its necessary, or until we figure out what those things are fully capable of doing to us.

Eh, it's my own fault for dragging my feet on finishing ME.

[glowygreendeath]

And what are you?

[Even if the...creature...was talking sense, he wasn't about to follow just anyone's orders, especially since no one here seemed to have any idea what was going on.]

[badturian]

[Eh, its only fair to question him since he started it.]

I'm a soldier, more or less. Currently...inactive.

[Frown. Man, even now, peace makes things so weird and he never thought he'd ever not be fighting in come capacity.]

I'm at a small disadvantage without my weapons, but I can still hold my own.

[glowygreendeath]

You were discharged?

[The concept of peace was completely foreign to him. There was always war, always combat, always some conflict somewhere. So,, there was always a need for soldiers.]

You have no weapons?

[badturian]

No, not exactly discharged. Just...no longer fighting.

[Its not a bad concept! Its just a new one for him, too.]

My weapons were somehow taken from me when I got here. A bit annoying, I have to admit, I spent hours making sure they worked properly.

[glowygreendeath]

Then you have been wounded.

[He pities the creature. To be unable to fight was unthinkable.]

We, too, have been disarmed. It will make little difference when we find the one responsible for this.

[badturian]

[At the wounded remark, he chuckles.]

Oh no, nothing like that.

[Well, he was injured at varying times, but it was nothing that actually disabled him. You know, being shot at, Reapers destroying things, and explosions next to his face. NBD. He got better.]

The conflict's over and there's peace. No one's fighting, right now.

[Also, yes. If they so much as breathed wrong on his sniper rifle...]

What was your weapon specialty?

[glowygreendeath]

We harness the souls of thousands.

[For once, even he can see that this isn't quite a good enough explanation.]

We were telekinetic. Our abilities seem to be...limited in here.

How can there be no conflict? It is in the nature of all things.