test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

Fuck if I know, maybe this is what human wigglers think is a good prize.

*Just for the record, Sollux is still right outside the room and hasn't made a move to enter it.*

Or maybe this is what their trials are like.

*Humans had to have those too, right? The ones they watched on the monitors didn't but that didn't mean none of them did. Those kids ended up outside the birthing caverns, anyway. Sollux does not understand where baby humans came from*

[vainiloquence]

[ And now she's laughing, because wow what an idiot.

... Never mind she wondered that at first too sometimes. Maybe. ]

Stupid, humans don't have trials. They're all spoiled little wigglers. This is why they're mostly weak! Weren't you paying attention, like, AT ALL? Jeez, what a dummy. For a nerd, you kinda don't know your thinkpan from a load gaper!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux scoffs.*

Why would I pay attention to some stupid aliens? There wasn't anything interesting about them and they were all doomed anyway.

[vainiloquence]

And THAT'S why you'll never get anywhere BIG, Captor! You don't put your all into it. You don't have enough irons in the fire!

[ And this is why she is the best at everything and why she is TOTALLY going to kill that demon. ]

But anyway, if the actual prizes aren't here, then we just keep looking. I'm not leaving this stupid, smelly place we've been trapped in until I have something to show for it! I mean, surviving is obvious, but come oooooooon!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Why the hell should I bother with ANYTHING in the fire? There's not a coddamned thing left for us and you know it.

*Well, as far as he's concerned. This one's yet to half-die and see anything past the meteor.
Though he's not content to lay down and die here either. He'll get out, he just doubts there's anything useful in this place. ...Well, useful that he can get away with without being killed.*

What would you even consider worth it in a place like that? A golden cheese and meat wheel? Those disgusting masks? Everything here is broken, useless, or trying to kill us.

*So...just like Alternia, then.*

[vainiloquence]

Uuuuuuuugh! That's exactly what I mean! Where's your drive? Where's your "but what if?" Where's your nose for treasure? There is totally NOT nothing left for us, you idiot! You're just doing your weird pessimistic thing again. I mean, I used to build doomsday devices out of boredom and for the heck of it, and even I'm not as depressing as you! If you're gonna be like that, just go get eaten already, will you?

[ And just let her find all the treasure, sheesh. ... And... maybe some small, tiny part of her is curious what Earth customs can be gleaned from this run-down place, but still. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

You can have all the optimistic hoofbeast excrement you want, but I've seen how we're all doomed and there's no logical reason to doubt that.

*Whatever treasure this place may or may not have she's welcome to it. He just wants to get out of her and back to...waiting to die. That wasn't much to look forward to, maybe he should just stay here.*

[vainiloquence]

Well... I mean, Doom is your thing, I know, but I think you're wrong. I'm trying to be sincerely helpful and here you all turning down all my great awesome adventuring advice. Really mean of you, you know, treating me like that. I mean, come on! We're totally NOT doomed. I've made SURE of it...

[ To which she grins. It's never a good sign when Vriska grins. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*No, it never is.
Sollux jsut deadpans at her.*

Prove it.

[vainiloquence]

I'm a God Tier, Captor. I don't have to prove aaaaaaaanything to you!

[ But you know what, just to spite you, she'll take her cute (albiet now useless) sparkly wings out for a moment. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux rolls his eyes not that anyone could tell.*

In this place that means nothing at all. Even back on the meteor it didn't mean shit.

[vainiloquence]

Au contraire, Captor. It means EVERYTHING. Why do you think we got this far? It's been me, and having all the luck. Duh! And since I'm so benevolent, and you're so stupid, I'll just go ahead and tell you: it's gonna be ME who kills that demon that cut us off. Can't you feel it? It's like our whole quest was leading up to us taking that guy down! We just weren't prepared the first time. ... Besides, would you rather stay on broken, grody Earth?

[ She'll do it. She's got 100% confidence in herself that she can stop Jack. Not that she realizes how stupid that plan is. Or how insignificant her luck-ganking skills are right now. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux just deadpans at Vriska.*

I'd rather stay in reality, thanks.

[vainiloquence]

Whatever, Sollux! Here I am, extending you a large, leafy peace pole and you just set it on fire with your weirdo powers! You're one of the few who actually always had useful ones, and you're just wasting them being all gloomy and saying there's no hope! I don't even get how Peixes put up with any of your crap.

[ She's just gonna saunter out of here then you huge loser. She has recovered from her scathing disappointment by reminding herself how awesome she is and how cool it'll be if maybe John survives or something and they're the coolest people ever to live.

Yeah!!!!!!!! ]

When I've moved on and am doing all the awesome stuff ever with the players who're ACTUALLY cool, you'll wonder how you got left behind! But them's the breaks, huh, buddy? Maybe you should just stay here!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Oh you did not bring FF into this. Sollux sparks slightly (its about all he can do here).*

What the fuck do you know about cool?! What the fuck do you know about me or FF!? I won't even bother to explain why she 'puts up with me' because you don't even deserve to know. Its not like you'll ever find someone who actually gives a shit about you anyway.

*By the end of his tirade Sollux is shouting at the top of his lungs. On purpose, because she just needs to play with one of those damned robots now.
He's also off like a shot once he's finished, entering the prize corner and diving behind the counter. There was something seriously wrong with this place, but he'd never seen a robot go into it and the counter should block anything coming by from seeing him.*