test drive meme

[modguy]

FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT: TEST DRIVE

Welcome to Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction! Interested in the game but not sure if your character would fit in the setting? Then this meme is for you! Hell, bring in anyone you want, even if you don't plan on applying. Everybody's thought at some point what they would do in frightening situations - they just happen to involve murderous robots in this case. When making a top level with your character, make sure to include their full name and canon in the subject line, and whether they are original canon or AU or what have you. Keep the setting in mind for writing prompts, and have fun!

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[hopefell]

On the contrary. You're just as greedy as most humans. Sure, they won't say as much, but that greed festers within them all the same.

[ She doesn't think much of humanity. Still, perhaps they should move on for now. This place offers nothing of importance. ]

[vainiloquence]

That's because most humans are pretty big losers! Monster bait, by troll standards!

[ Dude, being greedy is how she survived from grubhood. Don't knock it; it's just survival of the fittest. Always. Forever. She casually ambles into the next room with the same egotistical sashay as usual, checking around them. ... Where is this...? Looks like it has some more kiddie stuff in it. She stares at the carousel. ]

... Tiny pink hoofbeasts? Is this a human's idea of fun or something during grubhood?

[ Sounds like something that loser Tavros would enjoy. ]

[darkfreckles]

"I'm just..." She grumbled having to abandon her cameras to reset the audio device again, and the vents for good measure.

"Sorry. I'm just trying to figure out the purpose of all of this. Is it...some kind of a test? There doesn't seem to be any common factors that connect all of us. What's the point of a tower like this?"

Talking seemed to be helping her keep her mind on her work as she triggered the sound effect again, still there was an audible flinch when she shifted cameras and the damned rabbit was starring directly into one of the cameras like he could see her. "Ah! Damn thing..." Her voice trembled slightly on the curse betraying her nerves.

[darkfreckles]

Kitsurabami let out a yelp and fumbled with her flashlight, barely managing to keep a hold on it as Legion's grip yanked her off her feet and began to drag her away from the machine.

"Y-yeah OK. Retreating. Retreating is good!" She agreed flickering her light a few more times for good measure while she windmilled her legs in an attempt to stand upright and move of her own power. Only then did she realize that Legion was moving faster dragging her then she could hope to move on her own without tripping or hitting something. Creepy lights flickered ominously around them and the sound of static grew increasingly more audible.

[homerunyumi]

Yumi let out a decidedly pathetic whimper and tried to cover it by sniffling and shuffling over to a greasy looking refridgerator. From inside she produced a pair of soda cans bringing them over to the Pizza and Garrus. The cans were brown with the words "Root Beer" Written in an old wester style font.

"This really is too much." She moaned unable to contain her urge to whine a bit. "I'm just a housewife, I'm not the kind to go toe to toe with killer robots in a haunted tower. I mean...there was the one time with Love Machine and the satellite but I had the whole family...I was just helping I didn't really save the day or anything." She babbled before helping herself to a slice of Pizza. She barely got out a "itadakimasu." before taking a bite.

[homerunyumi]

"Oh well...that's a very good policy to have." Yumi had taught her own boys the same after all, still this was a desperate situation.

"For now...since your Mama isn't around to give you permission, I'll introduce myself. Then I won't be a stranger anymore OK?" It wasn't the best way to circumvent such a safety precaution but she wouldn't let the child starve either.

"My name is Yumi Jinnouchi. I'm a housewife from Ueda Japan. I have three boys named Ryohei, Yuhei and my youngest Kyohei. He's still a little baby." She smiled warmly.

"I like watching television, snack food, and baseball." Hopefully that would be enough to make the girl feel like Yumi was less of a stranger.

[iwantham]

"Magic! I like magic!" Ponyo agreed and then turning more of her attention on the plush dolls while a sad child at the top of the screen met an untimely fate.

"They're so cute! Do they have names?" She inquired reaching out to pet the little plush toys in turn.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux tenses, just in case. His experiences with the bots were inconsistent, sometimes they'd try to attack (or play? he just assumed every movement towards him was aggressive), sometimes they would ignore him. But it was best not to let his guard down.*

And you think that might be helpful to us? I can get anything you need from them, but I might need a look out.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Oh, now that voice was familiar. Sollux wasn't so sure about Vriska at the best of times, but this was far from that. Something about him not knowing anyone else here made him stop just outside of the prize corner to talk to her.*

You can't really have expected a prize at the end of this thing. I'm pretty fucking sure the only prize is lack of death.

[shiftingurbulls]

"Unless they're fuckin' sentient, it ain't possible," Ellis remained a skeptic until proven otherwise, "We can use those bullets as noise makers, an' git to the security room."

By the way this man acted, they seemed to have a lot more in common than what they seemed aside from being stuck in the same closet ha!. He had that long distant look that screamed "survivor" of something, probably the Green Flu or some other shit.

"We make noise, an' we bail th' fuck outta dodge, tha' clear?" the mechanic spoke as Coach would: a plan and some action to go along with it.

[shiftingurbulls]

You think? [Ellis blinked at that suggestion, almost in disbelief. STAIRS?! Stairs is what defeats them? It almost too hilarious to think about, if it wasn't life or death]

Well, wha' do we gotta lose? [beat] Don't answer that.

[shiftingurbulls]

Goddammit Ellis.

"It's all righ', I got duped here thinkin' there was som'thin' to eat tha' wasn't canned or spoiled," he offered, his voice as calm as it can be under the circumstances. She seemed like such a sweetheart and getting stuffed into one of those suits wasn't the way El thought she should go on the next world.

Ellis peeked over and made a lower down gesture, "Keep close t' the floor an' outta their reach, okay Miss? We're gettin' outta here." He wasn't trying to be a hero or show-off, just trying to think on his feet.

[vainiloquence]

[ Oh right. Nerd lord was here. ]

... Look, it's just, usually when we did stuff like this, there was a profit at the end. Plunder! Huge gobs of treasure and boonbucks a billion! Or awesome weapons! I mean, if it was YOU who made a bunch of creepy Earthbeast Robots, wouldn't you put them to work guarding stuff? If you made creepy robots, I mean.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Usually when we do stuff like this we can go back the same way we came if we don't like the quest.

*Also usually his powers worked, but if she hadn't noticed that issue he wasn't going to bring it up.*

I might, or I might just have them kill things.

*Either one was amusing.*

But I'm pretty sure this place wasn't made my trolls, chessmen or denizens so I don't think our logic works here.

[vainiloquence]

........

[ She is so annoyed, argh. ]

Then why call this room a prize corner if it's just filled with crap for wigglers?! It's a dumb bait and switch! "Oh, enter our stupid Earth place filled with Robot Earthbeasts that will eat you and somehow take away ALL YOUR LEVELS ALL OF THEM for NO PERSONAL GAIN!"

I. Don't. Buy it! And neither should you. There's gotta be more going on here!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Fuck if I know, maybe this is what human wigglers think is a good prize.

*Just for the record, Sollux is still right outside the room and hasn't made a move to enter it.*

Or maybe this is what their trials are like.

*Humans had to have those too, right? The ones they watched on the monitors didn't but that didn't mean none of them did. Those kids ended up outside the birthing caverns, anyway. Sollux does not understand where baby humans came from*

[vainiloquence]

[ And now she's laughing, because wow what an idiot.

... Never mind she wondered that at first too sometimes. Maybe. ]

Stupid, humans don't have trials. They're all spoiled little wigglers. This is why they're mostly weak! Weren't you paying attention, like, AT ALL? Jeez, what a dummy. For a nerd, you kinda don't know your thinkpan from a load gaper!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Sollux scoffs.*

Why would I pay attention to some stupid aliens? There wasn't anything interesting about them and they were all doomed anyway.

[vainiloquence]

And THAT'S why you'll never get anywhere BIG, Captor! You don't put your all into it. You don't have enough irons in the fire!

[ And this is why she is the best at everything and why she is TOTALLY going to kill that demon. ]

But anyway, if the actual prizes aren't here, then we just keep looking. I'm not leaving this stupid, smelly place we've been trapped in until I have something to show for it! I mean, surviving is obvious, but come oooooooon!

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Why the hell should I bother with ANYTHING in the fire? There's not a coddamned thing left for us and you know it.

*Well, as far as he's concerned. This one's yet to half-die and see anything past the meteor.
Though he's not content to lay down and die here either. He'll get out, he just doubts there's anything useful in this place. ...Well, useful that he can get away with without being killed.*

What would you even consider worth it in a place like that? A golden cheese and meat wheel? Those disgusting masks? Everything here is broken, useless, or trying to kill us.

*So...just like Alternia, then.*

[vainiloquence]

Uuuuuuuugh! That's exactly what I mean! Where's your drive? Where's your "but what if?" Where's your nose for treasure? There is totally NOT nothing left for us, you idiot! You're just doing your weird pessimistic thing again. I mean, I used to build doomsday devices out of boredom and for the heck of it, and even I'm not as depressing as you! If you're gonna be like that, just go get eaten already, will you?

[ And just let her find all the treasure, sheesh. ... And... maybe some small, tiny part of her is curious what Earth customs can be gleaned from this run-down place, but still. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

You can have all the optimistic hoofbeast excrement you want, but I've seen how we're all doomed and there's no logical reason to doubt that.

*Whatever treasure this place may or may not have she's welcome to it. He just wants to get out of her and back to...waiting to die. That wasn't much to look forward to, maybe he should just stay here.*

[vainiloquence]

Well... I mean, Doom is your thing, I know, but I think you're wrong. I'm trying to be sincerely helpful and here you all turning down all my great awesome adventuring advice. Really mean of you, you know, treating me like that. I mean, come on! We're totally NOT doomed. I've made SURE of it...

[ To which she grins. It's never a good sign when Vriska grins. ]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*No, it never is.
Sollux jsut deadpans at her.*

Prove it.

[unrecovered]

Deep, slow breaths. In through the mouth, out through the mouth, because the mask was fetid and in through the nose was something Wash couldn't handle on top of everything else. Not right now.

He stayed as still as he could as the chicken walked into the kitchen, staring at them all the while. The only movement he risked was letting go of Casey's hood and clamping his hand on the back of the kid's neck instead - not enough pressure to hurt, but enough to emphasize the point he was trying to make, whispered through gritted teeth: "Shut. Up."